0:00:00 - 0:21:54 - To start off, Tucker talks about Longmire and Suits for a ridiculous amount of time and Sean loooooves it. Then after that Tucker talks suits. Sean doesn't talk about What Not To Wear because it would be too sad. Also discussed: that Batman comic where the Joker throws a baby, Twin Peaks, 24, where honey is located in the grocery store (we don't know), how we've made ourselves available for endorsements (we are!), Lou Diamond Phillips on The Soup, the guy from Point Break/Oz/Generation Kill/Waynes World, the trailer for Behind Enemy Lines, The Spirit movie, Quantum of Solace, and bad fights in movies.
0:21:55 - 0:42:33 - Both Sean and Tucker watched You're Next (2013), directed by Adam Wingard, starring Sharni Vinson, Nicholas Tucci, Barbara Crampton, Joe Swanberg, AJ Bowen, Amy Seimetz, Kate Lyn Shiel, Ti West, Rob Moran, and Larry Fessenden. Also Tucker watched Punisher War Zone (2008), directed by Lexi Alexander, but we tie it into the conversation about You're Next. Also discussed in this section: Scream, Larry Fessenden's movies, V/H/S, Upstream Color, Hanna Takes the Stairs, The Comedy, creepy guys who hang out outside of places, random horrifying violence, Straw Dogs.
0:42:34 - 0:48:49 - We also both watched Man of Tai Chi (2013), directed by Keanu Reeves, starring Tiger Chen, Keanu Reeves, and Karen Mok, with fight choreography byYuen Woo-Ping. Also discussed in this section: Walter Matthau, tournament movies, Ski School, Better Off Dead, and Enter the Dragon.
0:48:50 - 0:54:17 - Tucker watched Undisputed III: Redemption (2010),directed by Isaac Florentine, starring Scott Adkins, Mykel Shannon Jenkins, and Robert Costanzo. Also discussed here: the other Undisputed films, Ninja, and Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning.
0:54:18 - 1:02:03 - Both of us watched From One Second to the Next (2013), directed by Werner Herzog.
1:02:04 - 1:06:02 - Tucker watched Blast of Silence (1961), written, directed by and starring Allen Barron. Also mentioned in this section: Le Samourai and The Third Man.
1:06:03 - 1:09:13 - Sean watched Robbery (1967), directed by Peter Yates, starring Stanley Baker. Also mentioned in this section: Bullit, The Hot Rock, The Friends of Eddie Coyle, and The Great Train Robbery.
1:09:14 - 1:15:16 - Tucker watched The Blob (1958), directed by Irvin Yeaworth, Small Deaths (1996) directed by Lynne Ramsay, Samurai II (1955), directed by /Hiroshi Inagaki. He doesn't have a ton to say about all of them so he blows through them quick. Also mentioned in this section: Gone With the Wind, other Lynne Ramsay films, sex in Woody Allen movies, and how Tucker still hates cartoons that don't include fuckin'.
1:15:17 - 1:34:39 - And finally, Sean watched Flash Point (2007), directed by Wilson Yip, starring Donnie Yen, Louis Koo, and Colin Chou. Also mentioned in this section: Drug War, Blade 2, Dirty Harry, Sonny Corleone, SPL/Kill Zone, Elementary, Orange Is the New Black, Kurt Sutter, what the grossest part of Law & Order is, and a very little bit on Breaking Bad.
NEXT WEEK: "It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."
Our outro music this week is "Looking For The Magic" by the Dwight Twilley Band from You're Next.
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