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0:00:00 - 0:10:56 - INTROS, Remember when we did long intros? What we should call our fans, the idea that anyone actually listens to this (they don't), the word "McConnaissance", Tommy Lee Jones & Tom Sizemore, Sean hates Buddhism, Robert Altman's worse movies, the food possiblities of The Net, the upcoming Fargo tv show, and finding our new tone.
0:10:57 - 0:27:16 - Tucker watched Three Days to Kill (2014), directed by McG (pronounced Soul Patch), starring Kevin Costner, Amber Heard, Connie Neilsen, and Hailee Steinfeld. Also covered in this section: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, From Paris With Love, Zero Dark Thirty, Charlie's Angels, terrible metaphors, the most horrible place to ride a bike ever, and McBain from the Simpsons.
0:27:16 - 0:33:25 - Sean watched Need For Speed (2014), directed by Scott Waugh, starring Aaron Paul, Michael Keaton, Dominic Cooper, Micheal Keaton, Imogen Poots, Michael Keaton, Kid Cudi, Michael Keaton, and Michael Keaton. Also covered in this section: Vanishing Point, Disney's market penetration, Death Race 2000, Devil's Rejects, The Fast & The Furious movies, Captain America, Act of Valor, and Queen not using snythesizers,
0:33:26 - 0:39:11 - Tucker watched Unstoppable (2010), directed by Tony Scott, starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Kevin Chapman, Rosario Dawson, Lew Temple, Ethan Suplee, TJ Miller, Kevin Corrigan, and Kevin Dunn. Also covered in this section: Star Trek, Jack Ryan, Smokin Aces, Taking of Pelham 123, Flight, and calling Michael Chiklis "Vic Mackey".
0:39:11 - 0:44:16 - We check in on our favorite tv show of all time Person of Interest, starring KARA.
0:44:16 - 0:48:42 - Sean watched Rabid Dogs (1974), directed by Mario Bava, starring Riccardo Cucciola, Don Backy, George Eastman, and Maria Fabbri. Also mentioned in this section: Lamberto Bava, whose picture is inside our locker, Michael Haneke.
0:48:42 - 1:06:06 - HOMEWORK: Tucker watched Imprint (2006), directed by Takashi Miike, starring Billy Drago and Youki Kudoh. Also mentioned in this section: Izo, Visitor Q, 13 Assassins, Ichi the Killer, Dead or Alive 1+2, Audition, 3 Extremes (specifically the Dumplings section), Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, Cigarette Burns, Johnnie To, direct to dvd movies, and Kwaidan.
1:06:07 - 1:20:55 - HOMEWORK: and finally Sean and Tucker watched Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion (1970), directed by Elio Petri, starring Gian Maria Volante, Florinda Balkan, Gianni Santorucco, Orazio Orlando, and Sergio Tramanti. Also discussed in this section: Salo, How to Steal A Million, The 10th Victim, and Ennio Morricone.
Our outro music this week: "Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion" by Ennio Morricone.
NEXT WEEK: Homework! Lotta options on the table - Zatoichi 1? Ray Liotta? Smokin Aces? Kingdom of Heaven? THE RAID 2?!?!?!?!?!?!
Paul Reiser lives.