Comics Of The Weak: It's Only A Cry For Help When You Aren't Doing It On The Regular

Special Forces # 4
By Kyle Baker
Published by Image Comics

The Special Troops magazine is one good laughable about follows the deceleration truly in Iraq, and a person's sexy bitch which kills.  It adopted the very long time to come out, but its was not looks like the story to make a fuss over a trifling matter, truly!  Therefore, is okay.  Certain people perhaps by this laughable, but certain people aren't offending it. I and feelings are not important. Everybody hope hawk person is the elephant like this.

Astonishing Tales # 2
Written by C.B. Cebulski, Daniel Merlin Goodbrey, Ted McKeever & Jonathan Hickman
Art by Nick Pitarra, Nathan Fairbairn, Ted McKeever, Chris Chuckry, Lou Kang, Craig Yeung, Chris Sotomayor & Kenneth Rocafort
Published by Marvel Comics

In this this bad anthology's first story is the Sienkiewicz insufficiency the imitation which draws about the Michigan native and with robot ninja or something fight Punisher!  Quite bad.  The second story is probably worst matter cartoon has published this year, in the future will be an about ten year miracle, when the Iron Man is with him now is equally.  (But will have a bunch of alien's time.)  Completely fearful! The third story is a little funny, because it is about the energetic organism to kill only designs, therefore not surprised.  Energetic organism to kill only designed is always funny.  Finally, the story is about the television knowledge competition, take Mojo as the characteristic.  It does refer to old bunch of jokes, television knowledge competition!  It wasn't funny.

Batman: Battle For The Cowl
Written by Tony Daniel
Art by Tony Daniel, Sandu Florea & Ian Hannin
Published by DC Comics

Hey, it is the time looked!  How the final years the artist who slanders are done most in the writing?

That bad, humph?  Good!  He is good here, our Tony Daniel boy.  By now, spying cartoon laughable this real author.  They have one of the two decided that Tony Daniel can retain unfolds with the new present situation book, good person family.  Or they let his dosh die again in the wreckage by the good person forgets.

B.P.R.D. The Black Goddess # 3

Written by Mike Mignola & John Arcudi

Art by Guy Davis & Dave Stewart

Published by Dark Horse Comics

Watches bunch of soldiers and the strange research bureau cooperation, and fights perhaps sounded you to read the matter with a bunch of defense frog person, because before you had, but it felt that the few elephants were similarly always redundant here and the more elephant final war's apex.  When carried on with Abe Sapian, girl's attractiveness was silent explodes with her dragon from the Ground Firepower Eye.  The snow monster will rescue you completely!  Person Davis is this best artist, because he will be your future artist.

Ghost Rider # 33

Written by Jason Aaron

Art by Tony Moore & Dave McCaig

Published by Marvel Comics

Ghost Rider the biggest charm!  That it is exquisitely it which finds the best tone through broadcasts. Everybody to know that it should have--pause very indebted to truly basic, simple charm story.  It is one about rides the motorcycle laughably, and catches fire skeleton.  Why not also arrange it finally, flaming skeleton is too far for a long time by O'The Name.  Has the Processing Justice in the hotel? Shaugnessy?  Why hasn't screamed an American native ghost rider, "kikikikikiki"?  When has flaming arrow fire human?  Why sexual intercourse?  Why hasn't arranged couples to be 2000-AD, Judge the Dredd over-bridge?  It is one originally should die the comic book has named the Johnny flame about the human.  When you broadcast to the strength, you no longer goes to the sexual intercourse.

Frank Castle The Punisher Max, A Comic Book # 68

Written by Duane Swierczynski

Art by Michel Lacombe & Val Staples

Published by Marvel Comics

How difficult is it which writes a comic book about in fact is the good penalty person, when you can demonstrate the breast and the blood clot violence?  This should not be this hard.  This should be easy. This Duane makes Hurwitz to look like is a very good intelligent writer.  The art deco cover is silly they should too be different.  Instead it each time is fearful, and makes a wish to read about a baby carrot different story.  Everybody misses Gumby.

R.E.B.E.L.S. # 2

Written by Tony Bedard

Art by Andy Clarke & Jose Villarrubia

Published by DC Comics

Andy Clarke passes Kevin with his Barry Kitson major object, only the Maguire art style is he draw arm's way.  They about too short or is too long, and they causes to look truly strangely.  When he so is specially heavy a row of expert they the grandmother who passes away by me make it to look like the transplant.  It though understands his big charm, is the face and the technology and he possible, vivid something, hopefully very quick!  Because of this, isn't fearful actual.  It should be--it is one payment which cancels to a sideline product sequel which sucks from the old DC Invasion event series and this second time is they attempt it again.  But in that old liners the style quite solid material, the violence and the consequence were all established in Saturday morning animated cartoon level.  How funny in the future will the weaponry be compared to having a nail's committee to create the few harm in it?  Whose bunch of lasers do you obtain, want to know it?  It's dislike not equally.

-Tucker Stone, 2009

Comments

[Fucker Stoned]

Why did you bother to post this?

[Super-Dad]

I'm disappointed, it's not like you to phone it in like this. Surely you don't need to resort to Babelfish to provide the laughs? Or are you trying to obscure the fact that you actually seemed to like most of this week's comics?

Actually, I still can't quite tell wether you liked Battle For The Cowl or not. Is "spying cartoon laughable this real author" a compliment?

[Chris Jones]

So just what the fuck is going on here?

I'm ASSUMING this is just you running it through an online French translator...

[Benjamin Myers]

There goes twenty minutes I won't get back. Thanks for nothing.

[Bill Reed]

Good to see you recovering from that brain trauma.

I don't think one could put it much better than "When you broadcast to the strength, you no longer goes to the sexual intercourse."

[andre]

whaa whaa whaa, im an angry american. your blog ruined my life by twenty minutes. please soak my blanket in hot water and fill me with drugs. WHATS THE SENSE OF LIVING IF YOU DIE!!!??? oh fucker stoned life is all your fault.

ps. sike, you all fuckin suck for complaining about stupid shit

[Doctor Zebra Bill]

Every second that I spend looking at this post is like a tiny living Hell. Every word I write just makes me angrier and makes me want to come over there and stick a k

[Marty]

You wasted my time so much in the first review that I had to read every single other review and now I'll never get this time I spent reading your reviews of books I may or may not read back! I knew I should have checked ICanHasCheeseburger instead! Damn you and your unwillingness to take your job that you don't get paid for of writing about funnybooks with pictures in them seriously! If I don't have your insight, what do I have? What do I have?! I guess I'll just have to go back to my data entry that I'm currently getting paid for. Your name rhymes with "Fucker", bitch! Suck it!

[AERose]

Because I read that post I will now die. Let it be on your head, Tucker Stone.

[seth hurley]

You hold my childhood down and tickle it in your rape campgrounds.

[revD]

Judging by the comments, I'd say we have a contender for Tucker Stone's Greatest Hits.

[Fucker Stoned]

These ironic fake complaints by apologists for this dumb nonsense are as pathetic and non-humorous as the review itself. Marty, AERose, you are useless and unsophisticated in your empty sarcasm. Go circle jerk yourselves with broken glass Vaseline until the bloody petroleum forms a jagged gelatin which I suggest you lick until you die.

[Fucker Stoned]

Thank you for censoring my rebuttal, feeb.

[Tucker Stone]

Nobody censored you. If there's something missing from one of your posts, that's on you.

[Benjamin Myers]

I just threw up all the peeps I just ate. Happy Fucking Easter.

[Fucker Stoned]

On second thought, I'm sorry for saying nasty things.

Tucker, you rascal.

[caleb]

These reviews should prove a wonderful source for publishers to pull blurbs from.

[AERose]

So yeah I'd call this an unqualified success.

[Marty]

I'm only checking back here to make sure you didn't waste any more of my time while I was gone! Dickhead! Suck it!

[Chris Jones]

Somebody needs to post Zappa.

That somebody is ME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE2dq3YD0

[tucker Stone]

Goddammit, this is my favorite comments section ever

[Chris Jones]

Read the reviews/comments with that song going on in the background.

[Sean Witzke]

I'm seriously sad no one's said it yet - but this comments sections' shits all retarded.

[Duncan]

Allow me to see, whether I can help with it. Listen, whiners - reading a) take this you 20 minutes, you are detained and b) is valid, think of it if you switched off the Internet, as a whole think, how many still a surprising (frightening) life you should conduct! Only think! Besides the Internet would be better without you.

[Kenny]

I was thinking of commenting, but I think anything I had to say was already said better by my man Tony Starks:

Scientific, my hand kissed it
Robotic let's think optimistic
You probably missed it, watch me dolly dick it
Scotty watty cop it to me, big microphone hippie
Hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie
Chop the O, sprinkle a lil' snow inside a Optimo
Swing the John McEnroe, rap rock'n'roll
Tidy Bowl, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole

[Fucker Stoned]

Congratulations, Duncan, you're the one true Highlander. Go fuck yourself.

[Benjamin Myers]

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[Matthew J. Brady]

Damn, I'm late to the party. All I can say is HOW DARE YOU, SIR! You have made my life a living hell from which there is no escape. Nothing will ever be the same again. My innocence? GONE FOREVER. Life as we know it? IRREVOCABLY ALTERED (for the worse). Human rights? VIOLATED.

Also, you think you are funny, but you are not, I have a comedy meter, and its needle did not even move when I fed this site through it so that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you suck and should die horribly, with nasty things done to your genitals and your children forced to watch. Won't somebody think of the children?

[Greg G]

"Everybody misses Gumby"

Oh man, ain't that the truth...

[AERose]

The devil put fear inside the black babies!
Fifty cent sodas in the hood they're going crazy!
Dead meat placed on the shelves we eat cold cuts
Fast from the heart y'all and grow up!

Ahh Supreme Clientele. Truly an unmatched work of poetry.